An Old Spanish Painting Perfectly Depicts What George Michael And Maeby’s Love Child Would Look Like
As a college student, you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
romeo and juliet (1996)
Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar.
Only for that comment
wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
THANK YOU FUCKING FINALLY
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
Actually my father is Palestinian.
DEAD PAN DYLAN IS THE BEST